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    December 30

    郭德纲被禁播的相声对白 ZZ

    长草时间太长,,,当然了,,,确实也很忙,,,因为当TA嘛...要给娃们判作业嘛,,,今天转载一个...
     
    1:现在这个年头很多流言有根有据你去查去吧,比新闻还真,你看现在这新闻一屁两谎!你分得清哪个是流言哪个是新闻吗?
      
    2:你看那电影拍的和广告似的,你看那广告拍的很艺术和电影一样,你分得清楚哪个是电影哪个是广告吗?
      
    3:你看那教授有什么卖什么光想着钱,你看那商人一个个的戴个眼镜谈吐很文雅.你分得清哪个是教授哪个是商人吗?
      
    4:你看那大夫不给钱不做手术,心狠手辣和杀手一样,你在看看那些杀手组织性纪律性很强.你分得清哪个是大夫哪个是杀手吗?
      
    5:你看那些很多官员,伸手要钱一个个和贼一样.你在看看那些贼有组织有纪律的,你分得清哪个是官员哪个是贼吗?
      
    6:你在看看那些大老板,趁好几个亿了还抠儿的和那什么似的.不给人工资,做点什么还扣钱和乞丐似的.你在看看那些要饭的出了酒店进酒店.你分得清哪个是老板哪个是要饭的吗?
      
    7:你看那些电影明星一个比一个贱,今儿跟你睡明儿很他睡跟妓女似的.你在看看那些妓女她不愿意的她不接.你分得清哪个是明星哪个是妓女吗?
      
    8:你看那些导演一个比一个流氓,上了这个上那个.你在看那流氓文雅彬彬有礼,戴个眼镜一个个和导演一样.你分得清哪个是导演哪个是流氓吗?
      
    9:有的警察说打人就打人说骂人就骂人,比流氓还狠了.你看流氓客客气气什么事都帮得了你,你说谁是流氓谁是警察?

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    hebe huangwrote:
    呵呵,顺着刘莎的blog来到这里.原来是你呀.好久不见了同学~
    Nov. 15
    Di Zhangwrote:
    TO 樱桃牌狐狸饼: 你的日子过得还可得嘛,,,不过也不要事事听CHEN指导的...哈...
    TO XI: 你老在GOOGLE过得特爽吧.............
    Jan. 2
     
     
    你们的生活充满了阳光

    我从满桌的芬芳中抬起了头
     
    Jan. 1
    xiwrote:
    哈哈
     
    很有趣
     
    最近好吧?
    Jan. 1
    le lewrote:
    haha
    Zan!!!!
    Dec. 31

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